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LanChester

The border where Lancaster county and Chester county meet also a merger between the 2 counties collectivly to create hip hop of quality that few are used too

home of LanChester Productions
Yo you heard lanchester new jawn? that track is tighter than a preachers wife! NAH MEAN
by Joey Stacks December 28, 2008
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Lanchester water treatment plant

Lanchester water treatment plant is a large cleaning facility located in the mundane village of Lanchester in the North East of England. It is the most exciting part of this bone-dry ghost town and is a big tourist attraction, bringing in 4 of Lanchester's 5 tourists last year. This plant provides clean water for the populous as well as give jobs to the homeless bums which haunt the street corners. There is an urban myth that if you scream "kushty lad" three times, the local kiddy-diddler will appear at the fence claiming it wasn't his bitmoji.
"Oh I went to Lanchester water treatment plant, yeah it fucking sucks!"
by Ajjacka July 16, 2021
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Clanchester

A nickname for Manchester CT. At one point this nickname was applicable. However in the last few decades the minority population in the 06040 has skyrocketed and thus the name "Clanchester" is used by out of towners (but not to a resident of Manchester's face as we'd stab 'em) and in reference to the good old days when you could drive down Spruce Street without worrying about getting shot.
Stupid Dude from New Britain: Yo wanna go hang in Clanchester tonight? Shiz is goin' down I here!

Dude from Manchester: I am from there you tard! *STAB*

Dude 1: Man I wish I could walk down spruce street without getting robbed/stabbed/shot/raped.
Dude 2: Well this ain't Clanchester no more!
by Nutmeggah October 8, 2011
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blanchette

noun; meaning a highly offensive and mildly retarded person of uncertain ethnicity.
Did you see that smelly hobo walk by? What a blanchette!
by Likethemapples November 4, 2013
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Lanchester

a small town in County Durham that has many elderly residents and kind hearted folk , it contains on school and a college where all the kids who go there are convinced there hard as nails because they really are
Dude I’m really scared I have to drive through Lanchester tomorrow, I hope the school ain’t on
by EwanO’Neil January 29, 2019
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andre blanchette

by Dre Blanchette November 17, 2017
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Lanchester

Lanchester is quite possibly the most boring and mundane place you could visit, some would say they would rather be in Guantanamo bay than visit Lanchester. The only place to go for the smallest bit of enjoyment is the water treatment plant down the line but sadly its fenced off and they dont let you operate the heavy machinery,
Person 1: What happened to that guy who was meant to be sent to death row?
Person 2: I dont know man i think they sent him to Lanchester instead, it is more mentally degrading being there.
by Gnome6969 June 25, 2021
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