blargtastic

Adj. Stems from the root word blarg, with blarg being derived from blah and argh. Blargtastic is used to indicate a state of frustration and/or hopelessness. It is often used sarcastically as a synonym to "awesome" or "well-done".

1. The "war" in Iraq is blargtastic.
2. That loss was a blargtastic display of physical imperfection.

by Siamara January 23, 2009

Blargun

(noun) A word used for an object that you cannot be bothered to pronounce the name of, or are unwilling to say in front of present company.

1.) "Can you pass me that blargun so I can serve up the food?" (They gesture to the spaghetti comb)

or

2.) "The blarguns are in the bag on the desk." (There is a bag of sweets on the desk but the children will be excited if they hear the word 'sweets').

by Small fish October 1, 2012

blarge

It's when two basketball referees fuck up. One official calls a block foul and another official calls a charge foul on the same play at the same time.

bl (block) arge (charge) = blarge

by JdOz28 August 12, 2006

Blaarg

A word that can be used to try and confuse other people. Can be used as a question to add to the confusion. The most appropriate answer for the question is, of course, "Blaarg". Also, Blaarg can refer to the ancient race.

Blaarg?
Blaarg.

The prophecies of the Blaarg are coming true.

by Blaarginslahopovich July 10, 2003

blargh

an exclamation indicating that one has absorbed or is
emitting a quantum of unhappiness

by jamesymobilio August 23, 2003

Blarglefargle

To despise a situational condition, event, person, etc; to hate when 'that' happens.

"I just shat bricks all over myself!"
"Damn.. I blarglefargle"

by Grimfang April 23, 2008

Blargen, fa-zibble, noggip

The collective realization of all your past and future mistakes compressed into a single roasted pine nut*. (Probably)

Also a phrase to slow someone down.

*The meaning of this word in this sentence is a type of food that squirrels eat.

Oh, yeah? What if I said… blargen, fa-zibble, noggip?

by Bry10022 April 8, 2021