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A blog you feel compelled to read but leaves you fantastically underwhelmed. To do so will typically take 5 minutes of your life & good eyesite that you'll never get back.
Holy hell, if you need to feel better about your life, read this blahg about decorating vegetables. Jeebus.

I'd write about my day but I so don't want to post a blahg- no one deserves that.
Blahg by Roxie AKA LisaLeesaLisa October 16, 2008
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the fiery demon from the lava in super mario world 2 for snes.
Shit, that blargg almost just killed me!
blargg by Blargg August 26, 2005

Blarg Waffles

An item of food that is metephorically eaten on the internet and in chat rooms as a cure for bordom.
girl (00.21am) - k I'm going to bed, goodbye
guy (00.21am)- bye
girl has left
guy (00.40am)- can I has blarg waffles?
Blarg Waffles by Lew_as50 June 21, 2009

Blargin it 

Often used to describe the unintelligent actions and responses of others.
"Dude did you see ryan last night, he was blargin it so bad"

"You just spilled all over my shirt, you are blargin it"

"Guys, I think I might be blargin it because I just threw up everywhere"
Blargin it by Cobra Conners August 22, 2011

Blarglesnoffle 

"I HAVE A CRUSH ON MY BEST FRIEND"

"blarglesnoffle?"
A cool guy.
Different from blarg: blarg is an action, Blaurg is a name.
Man, that guy is such a blaurg.
Blaurg by Blaurg November 6, 2003