BlackBerripheral Vision

The indirect or non-existent eye-contact used by individuals typing or texting on their handhelds while pretending to pay attention during a conversation.

Kevin only saw the presentation through his BlackBerripheral vision. He never stopped texting.

by Sparkotronic July 23, 2009

blackberried

When your girlfriend cracks you between the eyes with your blackberry phone cause you gotta text from another girl.

Rose blackberried JP while he was passed out in the hotel room bed.
Joe was emotionally scarred when she blackberried him.

by BFF's lil freaky freek May 24, 2009

blackberried

To be so inundated with emails, texts, instant messages and phone calls that you can't keep up.

"Hey...can I respond to your email/voicemail/text/instant message later? I'm blackberried right now!"

by mcbedro March 9, 2009

blackberries

Blackberries happen monthly via menstruation. The blackberries are the clots that are passed during the flow of menstruation.

Danger, the blackberries have arrived.

by Jersey Girl the Fokstar February 4, 2008