Bitch please!

Used when someone/tool makes a stupid comment, or just as a fun way of saying no. Remeber to raise your left hand over your right shoulder as if to pimp slap them.

Mitchell:"Josh would have sex with Megan Carter?"
Josh:"Bitch please!!!" *raises hand*

by Epicnessincarnate August 16, 2009

bitch please

a phrase originally used by pimps in the 70's used to express disbelief and authority towards one with the audacity to try your ass. Also said to stupid people who dare try you

He says: "I'll bust yo monkey ass"
You say: "Huh?! Bitch please"

Ho(e) says: "I'm sorry, but I couldn't get no money daddy!"
Pimp slaps her and says: "Bitch please! Now go get me my money!"

by Devon March 23, 2005

bitch please

Used to show that person that what they are asking,saying, trying to do, or doing is complete retard and unresonable in your opinion.

Person 1:"Give me $25"
Person 2:Bitch please

by mirgine January 10, 2008

bitch please

expression used when a douche bag says something untrue, unacceptable, or just plain stupid.

"are your titties real?"
"bitch please!"

by Margaret November 17, 2004

bitch please

a word you say to your ex after she wants you back.

can i have you back

bitch please

by stupoddd July 18, 2019

bitch please

Used to demonstrate ones apathy at being asked an offensive question.

Hoe:"Are you sure you haven't had enough?"
Baller:"Bitch please!"

by Banj December 20, 2004

Bitch Please

a phrase to respond with when you're being pissed off by a bitch.

bitch:"girl you aint got nothing"
you:"Bitch Please"

by Lydia from NY January 29, 2006