bison

a hideous guy resembling a bison in size (and possibly in hairyness)

SITUATION 1:
girl 1: dude, you should hook up with my friend
girl 2: alright, let me see a picture...(sees facebook pic)
girl 1: he's cute right?
girl 2: DUDEEEEE, HE'S A BISON!!!!!!
girl 1: he's not THAT bad... bison's a lil harsh dude
girl 2: BISON. period.

SITUATION 2:
girl 1: look at that guy over there...
girl 2: HE'S HIDEOUS
girl 1: A BISON!!!

by dan bonding August 13, 2006

bison

Mascot of a shitty ass farm school, North Dakota State University, located in Fargo, ND. One of the few colleges in America where you can major in Herding and Agricultural economics.

Man the bison sure do suck dick. Wow the Sioux just fuckin kicked the shit out of them and forced them out of division II.

by TheLillah April 23, 2004

bison

A disparaging term especially referring to *Polky* a friend.

Elisha, your such a bison!

by ella August 25, 2004

bison dollar

The currency of the nation of Shadaloo, issued by dictator M. Bison. Its validity as legal tender will be guaranteed upon the kidnapping and ransom of the Queen of England.

One Bison dollar will be worth FIVE BRITISH POUNDS.

by General M. Bison November 22, 2011

Rock Bison

May be the password to enter the vacation home you share with your six friends, may also be the name of the legendary Beyblade wielded by BTS Jimin.

You: Is the password 'Rock Bison'?
or
Jimin: ROCK BISON!!!!

by Pimothy October 28, 2020

bison ass

The condition of your encrusted ass crack after camping out or hiking in Nepal for a couple of weeks.

The Himalayas are beyond beautiful and can only be contrasted with the case of bison ass you have when the trip is over.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021

Bison day

A term used by NDSU students to describe a day of skipping classes and ignoring homework.

Person 1: Hey bro, how's your week been?

Person 2: Terrible. I'm thinking of taking a Bison day.

by Dr. Bison January 20, 2011