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Sink the Bismarck

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When you take a crap and the stools are exceptionally large.
"Man, after eating that block of cheese yesterday I really had to play Sink the Bismarck this morning"
by castufari September 5, 2007
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Bismarck Saturday Night

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Masturbating while deficating.
I walked in to the men's room and I caught little Johnny having a Bismarck Saturday night.
by Parkston Gatewood November 24, 2003
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Kms Bismarck

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Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel,
Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean,
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas!
To lead the war machine,
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine!
The terror of the seas,
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine!
Hms Hood:No u cant hit my ammunition and explode it Kms Bismarck:Hehe oneshot goes brrrrr
by LeafyBoi June 12, 2020
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Bismarck

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Otto Eduard Leopold Fürst von Bismarck


aka the Iron Chancellor.


Prussian prime minister who managed to join with Germany and appoint himself Chancellor. Strongly conservative, aristorcratic leader who , while supressing democratic groups, created old age pensions and accident health-care insurance, the first to take such steps to the extent he did.

Through wars and propaganda, Bismarck managed to unite with Germany creating a very powerful nation that defeated France. Kaiser Willhelm II ascended the throne in 1890, and Bismarck's political enemies were gaining ground on him. He resigned and died in 1898, not long enough to see Kaiser Willhelm undo his work with world war I.

Both Bismarck, North Dakota and the infamous battleship were named in his honour.

In preparation for World War II, a 42,600 ton displacement battleship Called Bismarck was created.

Bismarck was a fearsome vessel that faced the British navy's Hood and Prince of Wales, sinking the Hood.

Enraged at the sinking of this major battleship, the British Navy sent a large number of battleships after the Bismarck, and when aircraft carrier victorious got within range, it launched its attack with a torpedo plane. The Bismarck survived.

When aircraft carrier Ark Royal caught up with the Bismarck, she torpedo'd the rudder, turning the feared battleship into a sitting target, which was bombarded by a number of ships until it was inevitable she would lose. Over 300 shells and 6 torpedos had hit the Bismarck, before the crew sunk it themselves to avoid the British gaining control. Only a fraction of the crew surivived.


The wreckage was dicovered and examined in the 1980's.
Today, a bismarck can refer to something which will fare very poorly, ie to sink.


That race car is a bismarck.


That horse is a bismarck, bet on another.

That band will bismarck.
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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Otto von Bismarck

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When you authoritatively slap someone in the face with your penis, a.k.a., a "bismarck" with authority.
Shutup bitch or i will Otto von Bismarck you!
by Aaron Skydiving March 17, 2005
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Bismarck

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Named after the infamous Prussian, the Bismarck is a sexual act where the man, after ejaculation in his partner's mouth, pulls out and proceeds to slap his partner's face with his wet and sticky penis. Bonus points are awarded on the loudness of the smack.
After that bitch gave me head, I totally gave her the Bismarck.
by Jack Nabio April 24, 2006
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bigsmacked

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the act of realizing that the burger you just ordered from McDonald's or any fast food resturant looks absolutely nothing like it did in a commercial advertising the product.
Bob- Dude, my Big Mac looks digusting!

Joe- HAHA! You just got bigsmacked!
by TheRedWalrus October 25, 2010
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