Briscoes are a specific breed of human being. Originating in Scotland, Briscoes eventually migrated to the U.S. and found the Southeast coast of Florida to have sufficient exposure to sunlight and greenery. Avid fishermen, poker players, lacrosse athletes, gifted speakers, intelligent students, engineers, sushi chefs, piano players, digital artists, writers, watch connoisseurs, travelers, cigar smokers, whiskey drinkers, thespians, golfers, exquisite lovers, orders their Manhattan straight up and with a blue cheese olive, Briscoes have been known to mask their suave and multifaceted personalities with a façade to increase the surprise one receives when meeting a Briscoe. Briscoe's tend to be cute, and cuddly, but definitely not forces to be reckoned with. Their cool demeanor in times of stress communicate a quiet fury, and demonstrates their evolutionary prowess, their near genetic perfection. Brain normally beats brawn; however, Briscoes have evolved to develop both in large quantities. Briscoes are bastions of character and values that the population ought to admire, revere, and emulate. Men, take note. Ladies, take cover. Briscoes are spreading and growing in numbers. Be prepared when you meet a Briscoe.
"There can only be one true Briscoe family"
"Briscoe taught me how to spearfish!"
"You wouldn't know it, but Briscoe loves Billy Joel"
"Briscoe taught me how to spearfish!"
"You wouldn't know it, but Briscoe loves Billy Joel"
by Christopher Rone December 10, 2016
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Some would say that a Spokane biscotti is invalid if it does not come in a styrofoam cup.
Some would say that a Spokane biscotti is invalid if it does not come in a styrofoam cup.
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by Bryan Phipps December 28, 2008
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"Did you see that dirty biscotti who was naked, puking off the roof of his van in the lot after the bisco show? Apparently he got tazed by the 5-0!"
"Yeah, that ass clown sold me some bunk molly, i couldnt even get my groove on to the heady UNTZ"
"Yeah, that ass clown sold me some bunk molly, i couldnt even get my groove on to the heady UNTZ"
by Aidan and Willcox February 22, 2008
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by November May 18, 2005
Get the Hottie-Biscotti mug."Alright remember when you were a little kid and you just didn't realize anything about reality, and you were always in your imaginary world. And now you're like 'where the fuck is that imaginary world?' and 'i need it'. Well, here it is..."
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Bisco kids are used to a level of partying, enough to change the world around them that many wouldn't imagine indulging in, much less at every stop on the tour and the hotel afterward. Bisco kids are every reason one's parents dont like concerts from keys to trees, and gas to sass. If you don't know what a bisco kid looks like in action, there's a good chance you dont want to be there
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Bisco kids are used to a level of partying, enough to change the world around them that many wouldn't imagine indulging in, much less at every stop on the tour and the hotel afterward. Bisco kids are every reason one's parents dont like concerts from keys to trees, and gas to sass. If you don't know what a bisco kid looks like in action, there's a good chance you dont want to be there
by Stone>Devil's Waltz October 14, 2009
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