Barney the pedophile is a purple Dino that likes long purple kids. He also enjoys singing his theme song.
"I love you you love me after the show touch my pee pee."
"I love you you love me after the show touch my pee pee."
1. The purple son of a bitch got the jump on me last night while on his show
2. Man that guy on snapchat is one Barney the pedophile! That's for damn sure!
2. Man that guy on snapchat is one Barney the pedophile! That's for damn sure!
by Purple sum bitch May 5, 2016
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This phrase is used when you are about to explain something to someone in very basic terms because anything too complex will confuse them, or already has confused them. Frequently used in the military. Does not usually have anything to do with sex.
"Alright, since my first explanation didn't seem to sink in for your morons, I'll break it down barney style for you."
by TheLongJ August 28, 2016
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Comes from Durham England. Derives from the 1569 Rebellion when Sir George Bowes refused to leave Barnard Castle to engage in battle.
Comes from Durham England. Derives from the 1569 Rebellion when Sir George Bowes refused to leave Barnard Castle to engage in battle.
"Kevin reckons he's not allowed to go out on the lash tonight because of his knee. That's a bit barney castle."
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That guy's awesome
Awesome!
He's so awesome!
He's so awesome!
Oh so awesome!
Awesome!
This isn't Barney Stinson singing this song
That would be really lame
Just one of the many admirers to
Think that guy's awesome
(References available)
Awesome awesome awesome...
He is from Awesometown...
That guy's awesome
Awesome!
He's so awesome!
He's so awesome!
Oh so awesome!
Awesome!
This isn't Barney Stinson singing this song
That would be really lame
Just one of the many admirers to
Think that guy's awesome
(References available)
Awesome awesome awesome...
He is from Awesometown...
Whenever I'm sad, I just stop being sad and be awesome instead!
True story. - Barney Stinson on being sad.
True story. - Barney Stinson on being sad.
by Just one of the many admirers March 2, 2009
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Get the Barney'd mug.Explaining something in such a way that a small child could understand, often used by Soldiers in the U.S. Army, specifically NCOs
by RedSmoke August 27, 2016
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