Big John

A name for a rather large, hefty girl, most people consider a tom boy. Also others think she is lesbian, and most friends are guys that think she is "one of them." She also has very manly-ish features and most often doesn't enjoy what most girls do. Most people are afraid of her.

"Hey there's Big John."

"I sure wouldn't wanna get into it with her."

by ThatEmo April 25, 2010

Big John

Someone who constantly one ups you, no matter how ridiculous the statement.

"My grandfather has an incredible hat collection. He has 742 hats!"

"That's nothing. I have *743* hats!"

"You're just Big Johnning me."

---

"I used to do ballet when I was little."

(A 400 pound morbidly obese person) "I starred in Swan Lake!"

"Yeah, OK Big John."

by Wolfy6688 April 4, 2016

Big John

Someone who parties with perkys

Once I heard that big John took a perky but fell down immediately

by John king1 February 11, 2019

big john

big guy

holy shit! big john! *camera pans to a huge guy*

by radioheadenjoyer15 October 10, 2023

Big John

Our lord and saviour, controls every country, every bank, funds both sides of every war. Controls everything you have ever known.

"ah my taxes have gone up" -alex
"Just big John controlling the world :/" - Collom

by The alphabet is a lie November 25, 2023

big john slud

a new wrestler name made by freebeer big john stud , gay cuz big john slud

freebeer form the freebeerandhotwings show says

hey zane . yea they r showing highlights like when big john slud slams someone

by lukeshady3499 August 28, 2009

Big John Masskie

Absolute legendary beast. If you’re a big John Masskie then you are extremely tough and talented, whilst also being a great athlete. Big John Masskie’s can take on an army single handed.

Man I wish I was as cool and strong ass Big John Masskie

by Mattman47 April 16, 2023