a big lick

a person who is an industrial strength ass-kisser. they figure, whle they're down there, they might as well give a full crack tongue job from bow to stern, just to notarize the event.

While Ernie was kissing the supervisor's full ass, he gave a big lick since it was close to evaluation time.

a big lick by bruce st.asiuk December 28, 2005

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a big lick

A teachers pet. Someone who always tries to please the person in charge to a sickening degree.

teacher: will someone do a message for me please?

pupil (immediately): oh i'll do it sir!!

a big lick by sugarpuff fluff July 14, 2005

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The Big Lick

When you're eating a bag of cheetos and you wait until you have eaten all of the cheetos to lick your fingers.

Libby: Woah! Why do you have so much cheeto dust on your fingers?
Haley: I'm waiting for the big lick at the end.

The Big Lick by Thebiglicker December 6, 2016

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An abusive, cruel, inhumane equine activity where Tennessee Walking horses are forced to perform an unnatural gait. This gait is a walk with extremely exaggerated steps. The horse picks its hooves up very high each time it steps. This is achieved by applying up to five different chemicals to the fetlock area and distressing the skin, causing permanent damage. The trainer then ties cement shoes to the horse's hooves, weighing them down so that whenever the animal takes a step, it throws up its leg in pain. Bandages are applied over the chemicals to make sure they seep into the horse's skin. Huge chains are wrapped around the fetlocks. The poor horse goes through excruciating pain to entertain the masses. The damage done to their hooves makes it near impossible to stand up after lying down, which frustrates the unforgiving trainer, causing them to whip and beat the innocent, beautiful creature until it stands. Sometimes, the hooves affected by the weights and chemicals fall off of the leg. The Big Lick is a horrid, harsh thing that is illegal, yet still goes on.

Person 1: Are you planning to go see The Big Lick?
Person 2: Are you insane?! Of course not! That is a horrible equine activity. Not to mention, it's illegal!
Person 1: Oh goodness, I never realized what a devastatingly terrible thing The Big Lick is! I'll never go to it ever again!

The Big Lick by Crazy horse lady 23 June 17, 2013