bibliophile 

A person who fucks books.

-Johnny! Your dinner's rea--Oh God you're fucking my Bible!

-Sorry Mom, I'm a bibliophile. What can I say?

bibliophile by McMeddles January 23, 2009

Bibliophile 

lanky caucasian male with an acute book fetish. also has an extreme ability to multi task reading with any activity. native to libraries and book stores across the uk; but mainly originates from east lancashire. typical markings include a long curly mane and distinctive facial hair of a jesus like resemblance.

shaun anthony hyde is such a bibliophile!

Bibliophile by bexsipoo August 2, 2011

bibliophile 

a deeply religious paedophile.

no i won't show you my crucifix, you dirty bibliophile.

bibliophile by pubix January 9, 2009

Bibliophile 

A person who loves to collect books.

She is a bibliophile - her favourite passtime is in the library.

Bibliophile by CALD 3rd Edition May 22, 2016

bibliophile 

a person who does very dirty things to books.

"Why is there lipstick on my book?"

"Sorry,I'm a bibliophile."

bibliophile by Yourfacesickens February 7, 2009

Bibliophile 

One who enjoys the act of raping the bible.

Look at that blibliophile, all over his bible.

Bibliophile by De-man August 23, 2005

Bibliophile 

The Password to the portrait Restricted Section In Harry Potter And the Chamber of Secrets after you sneak past those idiot prefects who leg lock you and deduct house points if you get caught.

Harry: (At the Portrait) "Bibliophile"
Potrait: (Slowly Starts to open)
Prefect: 'HEY, YOU!!'

Bibliophile by J.R Words March 26, 2025