Bible Belt

A belt awarded for taking the virginity of a very religious person.

*cannot be awarded unless the sex is premarital
*cannot be awarded if alcohol is used to get the sex

Joe: You know that really religious girl who wouldn't hook up with you?

Nat: I still got a brown belt with her dude...

Joe: Yeah, but I got the Bible Belt! #burn #notevendrunk

by Bradthedestroyer April 10, 2016

Bible Belt Bitch

Someone who has basic Christian beliefs in the bible belt and only believes it because that is all they know and hold onto it, spreading their beleifs on facebook.

My aunt shared a flat earth society video about religion ,and she was a real bible belt bitch in my debate with her.

by SSUbear October 24, 2017

the bible belt

Used to describe the southeastern states. Ironically, these are the former slave-holding states. Apparently these hillbillies didn't read the whole book.

Jesus: "How are things looking on Earth, Dad?"

God: "Well, the Bible Belt is still dumber than hell."

by Stan Kovalev November 6, 2006

bible beltee

A member of the bible belt.

One who dwells in the realm of mental slavery.
A WASP, jingoistic, ethnocentric, fascitic, megalomaniac, fundamentalist, Jesus freak, ignorant, republican, and missing the good ol' Confederate States of American when cotton pickers could properly do their job without being freed by those darned yankees.

Praaaaaise the Lord ! For he shall give y'all bible beltees a new jerUSAlem !

by jfp & Jordan February 7, 2008