1.) An incompetant young man who has problems growing, due to his lack of muscle mass and testosterone.
2.) An incompetant young man who takes sexual gratification from ditching one'
s friends on a regular and daily basis.
3.) An incompetant small creature who has an unhealthy obsession with his unattractive and unappleaing body features (ed. Note; he believes himself to look like Brad Pitt AND Tom Cruise, when in reality appears more like Gollum from LOTR).
4.) An incompetant young man who has a penchant for stealing mischievous children, taking them to his mountain cave, and sexually molesting them before their eventual consumption by the Bia Phone. (
See "Bodash".)
5.) Any communication devise used by the Bia Phone himself.
6.) Root: "Bia";
slang for "bitch" and "Phone";
slang for "ditching someone with incoherent ramblings", thus-- an ignorant bitch who ditches his
friends using low-browed expressions and incoherent thoughts.
See Related
Words: fuck-pouch, cock-stain, shit-smear, fuck, Bodash, fuck-stain, shit-ass,
slap-stain.
Brandon P. Cox is THE Bia
Phone.
Brandon, you're such a Bia
Phone. I caught you molesting a child last night and then you ate it to get rid of the evidence.
Bia Phone! Bia Phone! Oh
hi, Young Man.
(As a cry for help): "The Phone! The PHONE!"