Better than a dirty spatula

A phrase indicating that an item isn't the best thing in the world, but it's far from the worst thing offered.

"That set of mismatched socks isn't my favorite, but it's still better than a dirty spatula."

by Wzrdpnda December 11, 2022

someone better than me

you, obviously

me: do you know someone better than me
you: of course i do, it's me
me: omg so true

by max,harris May 13, 2022

better than sex

See Wario.

guy 1: You know what's better than sex?
guy 2: what
Guy 1: Wario.

by It's a stone Ruigi May 31, 2018

i am no better than a man

when a WOMEN looks at another WOMAN body parts. Such as their boobs and/or ass

*sees a tiktok where a women has her boobs out* looks respectfully and says “i am no better than a man”

by mushierooms March 3, 2022

It's better than nothing

A phrase used to describe an accomplishment so insignifican it is virtually equivalent to nothing. Often used by slackers to justify slacking.

My goal was to exercise for an hour, but after 2 minutes on the tread mill I called it quits and ordered a pizza. It's better than nothing.

by GianPaolo September 2, 2011

Is there anything better than pussy

Yes a really good book

Is there anything better than pussy, yes a really good book. Rip vine

by Flame2125 January 22, 2018

better than bieber

this is a term that has been showing up very frequently in the youtube comment section. You can find at least one person saying this under any video on youtube. This is usually said when a video is deemed by the person to be much better than listening to justin bieber's music.

msstacybieber: i hate this video they totes make fun of my precious justin.

neon471: better than bieber

trolldudelololol: PINGAS!!!!

by Michelle Maniac September 9, 2010