A place (nothing to do with California) formerly occupied by swillards (see "swillard") of the first order. Severe drinking most frequently leading to events of sheer audacity and stupidity (ie: haybales and broken fish tanks). Bordered on Crack Alley, the location of many a fine football and basketball games in the midst of drug deals (and according to legend: the raping of Chief Ike). Otis, the Fresh Abe, Chief Ike, LABH, Stussy, and Raybird were dishonored members.
Berkley is hellellell!
by Dock Street Tall Boy May 14, 2003
A big fat ugly hippo who enjoys eating llamas and bathing in sheep's blood. Berkleys always try to steal your food and possibly your soul. They often hide your soul in raisin boxes and try to steal your children.
Johnny: "Hey have you seen my soul? I left it over here by the raisin section...."
Berkley: "IT'S MINE BIATCH"
Berkley: "IT'S MINE BIATCH"
by berkleyisabigfatskankwhore November 16, 2010
by Anonymous July 25, 2003
A Berkley is a punishment and can be administered when your girl drops your phone. You issue her pain by lifting your hand (The hand you use, will be determined by where your girl is positioned at the time the dropping of the phone occurs).
If she is on your left side. Swing your left arm up towards your right shoulder so that the palm is inward facing the shoulder. Then slide your arm up so that your left hand is by your right ear.
Shake your arm and form your hand in pimp-hand formation. Look at your girl and get pissed. Then swing your left hand from your shoulder to her face in a down and up swing like swinging a bat. Before you swing and smack, remember while your hand is in a shaking pimp hand form shout out BERKLEY in the most nerdy hateful way, then swing away. DO THIS ALL AT ONCE FOR POSITIVE RESULTS
People who issue the Berkley are complete white trash, army brat, abusive assholes. You should never hit women
If she is on your left side. Swing your left arm up towards your right shoulder so that the palm is inward facing the shoulder. Then slide your arm up so that your left hand is by your right ear.
Shake your arm and form your hand in pimp-hand formation. Look at your girl and get pissed. Then swing your left hand from your shoulder to her face in a down and up swing like swinging a bat. Before you swing and smack, remember while your hand is in a shaking pimp hand form shout out BERKLEY in the most nerdy hateful way, then swing away. DO THIS ALL AT ONCE FOR POSITIVE RESULTS
People who issue the Berkley are complete white trash, army brat, abusive assholes. You should never hit women
by Berkely April 08, 2009
A sexual position that includes large amounts of perspiration and the sinking of a partner into a tempur-pedic mattress.
by ANZZX January 19, 2011
Berkley, California is the shit
by A'Spades October 28, 2004
A fake ass bitch. That is really really fat, ugly as hell. She is one of the most rude, stuck up girls you will ever meet. She thinks she's better then everyone. She will do anything to get you out of her way, even hurt you.
Person 1- did you see that ugly fat guy over there.
Person 2- that's not a guy, that's a girl..
Person 1- oh shit, I can't tell the difference!
Person 2- that girl is so stuck up, I bet her name is Berkley
Person 1- Berkleys are the most stuck up people I know
Person 2- that's so true
Person 2- that's not a guy, that's a girl..
Person 1- oh shit, I can't tell the difference!
Person 2- that girl is so stuck up, I bet her name is Berkley
Person 1- Berkleys are the most stuck up people I know
Person 2- that's so true
by xx_shawdy_xx April 27, 2014