benoit 

To kill or be killed by some manner of suffocation, i.e. hanging or choke hold. Typically the result of rage, and or a retarded child.

Son, if you don't shut your mouth I'm gonna benoit you and your mother, retard.

benoit by Chriss Benoit July 31, 2007

benoit 

to strangle or smother someone to death for no apparent reason.

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to BENOIT a bitch?

benoit by Ron Hunt July 30, 2007

benoit 

to take steriods, become a massive professional wrestler, get married, have kids, go mad, kill your kids, then your wife, then shoot yourself.

going to school makes me want to benoit myself, i would rather do all that then go to school, that is unholy dedication!

benoit by wrestling fan...not! November 19, 2007

Benoit  

A verb meaning to inject your family (or one member of your family/girlfriend) with steroids and then kill them via suffocation, strangling, or potentially bodyslamming. Followed by possibly hanging yourself.

(Shae): "Man, my girl pissed me off!"

(Al): "Soooo, whatcha do?"

(Shae):"I had to Benoit her ass man!"

Benoit by Big Vanilla August 8, 2007

Benoit 

When one has Sarnac and it passes to the grundel/taint.

"I had a bad case of Sarnac that exploded into Benoit."

Benoit by Goob, Cole, & Galoot August 4, 2007

Benoit 

Benoit is a stuburn brat and if things don’t go his way that’s when it comes in Benoit likes being perfect but when not that when it gets bad Benoit’s has a tendency to have a lot of heart and never give up Benoit’s love sports mainly being in nature and have creative and imaginative minds and a love for friends and family

Benoit is the greatest in French class

Benoit by Ruben500 January 27, 2019

Benoit 

A very drippy and cool individual.

Damn he's pimping, he must be a Benoit

Benoit by User_42069 January 6, 2022