benoit

To kill or be killed by some manner of suffocation, i.e. hanging or choke hold. Typically the result of rage, and or a retarded child.

Son, if you don't shut your mouth I'm gonna benoit you and your mother, retard.

by Chriss Benoit July 31, 2007

benoit

to strangle or smother someone to death for no apparent reason.

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to BENOIT a bitch?

by Ron Hunt July 30, 2007

benoit

to take steriods, become a massive professional wrestler, get married, have kids, go mad, kill your kids, then your wife, then shoot yourself.

going to school makes me want to benoit myself, i would rather do all that then go to school, that is unholy dedication!

by wrestling fan...not! November 19, 2007

Benoit

A verb meaning to inject your family (or one member of your family/girlfriend) with steroids and then kill them via suffocation, strangling, or potentially bodyslamming. Followed by possibly hanging yourself.

(Shae): "Man, my girl pissed me off!"

(Al): "Soooo, whatcha do?"

(Shae):"I had to Benoit her ass man!"

by Big Vanilla August 8, 2007

Benoit

When one has Sarnac and it passes to the grundel/taint.

"I had a bad case of Sarnac that exploded into Benoit."

by Goob, Cole, & Galoot August 4, 2007

Benoit

Benoit is a stuburn brat and if things don’t go his way that’s when it comes in Benoit likes being perfect but when not that when it gets bad Benoit’s has a tendency to have a lot of heart and never give up Benoit’s love sports mainly being in nature and have creative and imaginative minds and a love for friends and family

Benoit is the greatest in French class

by Ruben500 January 27, 2019

Benoît

Benoît is an alcoholic endowed with a rare bullshit, fortunately he does things in order to make his entourage laugh

Did you make a Benoît ?

by Braguette November 22, 2021