Bellend

The tip of the penis.
Often considered as a derogatory term.

Stop looking at me, you bellend.

by Spanky May 13, 2005

Bellend

Joe

Joe is a bellend

by Samkay26 June 19, 2019

bellend

liverpool slang for an idiot, or a dickhead

stop being a little bellend you fucking titwank

by dirtymaca September 10, 2010

bellend

1. the glans of the penis
2. a humourosly named tent
3. the end of a bell

1. hes got such a big bellend, but no shaft, hes mushroom rigged
2. come on sheila, lets do it in the bellend!
3. I say vicar, you need to ploish your bellend!

by Neo December 26, 2003

bellend

1. (slang) Donald Trump, American business magnate and showcase for the merits of unashamed baldness.

2. (British slang) the glans, head or foreskin of a human penis, so-called for its bell-like shape.

Sense 1: "Following the re-invention of The Apprentice as a political advertisement, the opinion polls predicted a landslide majority for President Bellend."

"Willison Knife Razors. You know it makes sense: just ask Bellend Trump!"

Sense 2: "His hotspot is his bellend: once I touch him there, that's it. Immediate trigger for a crymax."

by Dr. Orthant Jan Glockenspiel May 13, 2011

bellend

someone is being an utter prick and needs a slap

when someone keeps throwing eggs at your head, they are being a bellend

by M Farley July 7, 2004

bellend

A device built in to a geezers spunk trunk to stop his hand flying off the end whilst getting "pointey toed".

johnathon beeching has a bellend so tiny his hand always flies off explaining his black eye the other day.

by nathan bangstick October 16, 2003