Befuddled

To be confucion about something or not understand it

The boy was befuddled at the fact on his dad being lesbian and his mom gay

by Winner67 March 9, 2019

Befuddle

To insert a cylindrical piece of meat into the anus and then proceed to strike it violently so that it vibrates back and forth

I told you not to befuddle your sister when we have company.

by myster twister November 29, 2009

Befuddled Penguin

The walk done by a man whose pants are around his ankles, when fellacio has stopped pre climax. Normally accompanied by a confused look upon his face.

"WTF come back 'ere....." -mind set during befuddled penguin.

by UrbanVVraith May 4, 2009

Facebook Befuddlement

The act of changing your profile picture to confuse your friends.

This picture must:
1. Never have your face featured
2. Leave your friends so confused, that they think of a) Killing themselves; or b) Quiting Facebook

If you notice a sudden loss of friends, and/or an increase in suicide parties in your area, your mission is accomplished.

John: "I feel like creating Facebook Befuddlement today."

Greg: "Please don't, John, I've lost half of my family due to these befuddlements!"

John: tl;dl

John: *ATTENTION: CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE TO A CARTOON CHARACTER.... and, uh... Stop child abuse... and yeah.*

by Dan, The Epic December 7, 2010

comic befuddle

When one person tells a joke to a crowd, while at the same time another person tells a joke to the same crowd. The crowd laughs at the second joke and the first joker laughs along happily thinking people were laughing at his joke.

When johnny was the only one laughing at his joke he was comic befuddled.

by Jonathan MS February 24, 2008

i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot

befuddle=confused, etc.
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)

I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vaginal ballsack

There is none, really:p

by Josh January 22, 2005

Befuddled

Definitely not a word, like at all

The fuck is befuddled?

by BBCDestroyer September 12, 2023