Berted

When a white barber tries to do a fade and goes to high leaving you looking like Bert from Bert and Earnie.

I told you not to fade it high. You Berted me.

by bobjones3r4234 February 9, 2010

Bented

A slang term for Bend and or Dent

Bitch you bented my Rims!!

by Chigatti July 16, 2008

Bested

1: To be owned like a little school girl, preferably on your own host (see halo the game)
2: To be taken advantage of

1:You got bested on your own host? tsk tsk...
2:
Nikkah 1:Damn bro i got bested down at the dollar store today, that nikkah charged me $1.07 with tax
Nikkah 2:what da hell is dis tax shit?

by JeffGodofALL August 16, 2004

Belted

1. To get shouted at really loudly in front of people who decide your cool quotient (eg; friends and peers, never parents).

2. To go really fast down a road or a lane in a vehicle.

1. Dude, He got belted by his girlfriend for flirting with other gals.

2. He literally belted his chevy '65.

by bubblyster April 27, 2010

Bented

An act of violence between two individuals in which one gets unknowingly "bented". The "bender" sticks his hand very close to the "bendee's" face starting with the thumb facing left with the right hand or right with the left hand. The "bender" then rotates the hand in a manner that ends with the thumb facing straight up in the air. As the thumb is sticking straight up the bender says "bitch you just got BENTED". Once again, the closer the hand is to the face, the more disrespectful the act.

Hey Billy I have a question, come over here for a second.. "Oh you just got Bented"

by Dizzy DD and the Data Takers December 12, 2010

Berted

Similar to Rinsed; it describes someone who has just been made to look like a fool. This can be for many reasons, such as of losing an argument, not coming up with a good comeback to an insult, losing a competitive game or generally messing up.

Its thought that its usage comes from the well-known wit of Chris Lambert, a CBBC host in the early 90's famous for his put-downs.

'Your mum's a slag!'
-No response
'Dude, that guy totally berted you'

'I lost at one touch one bounce'
'Yeah, you were berted pretty bad'

'Take one step closer and I will bert you'

'Its a fine line between looking cool and looking as if you've been berted'

'I dont like your friends- they kept berting me.'

'Bert you!'
'Bert off!'

by ShanHasan May 13, 2009

Betted

When you should have bet against the king of freight.

Coach Shawntrail said "he should have betted they would not start the truck until 7am.

by Empire Z May 4, 2021