Bedroom Friend

someone you're sleeping with but not actually in a relationship with,
a nicer way of saying fuck buddy

Stan - "who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
Matt - "oh that's Sarah, she's my Bedroom Friend"

by c.see April 12, 2010

bedroom rockstar

A mediocre electric guitar player that posts videos of him/her playing popular songs covers on YouTube. Uses way too much distortion, override and chorus effects.

Little Wing is played in clean sound, not in this bedroom rockstar style.

by xktybot December 15, 2009

Bedroom Bully

A man who controls and dominates the bedroom, he can be aggressive and forceful during sexual activity! Serve you pain and pleasure while making you wet enjoying the pleasure of pleasuring. He has far and few limits with the attitude of “just do what daddy say”!

My boyfriend is a bedroom bully.

by Lam i am March 25, 2019

bedroom jousting

The act of making love with a maiden or knight in a bedchamber.

Knight #1: "Did thee take that serving wench to thy keep last night?"

Knight #2: "Yes, mine bedroom jousting was most vigorous last evening. I woke to find blood on mine bedsheets."

by sirsilverfox April 6, 2010

Bedroom Dancing

To dance in your bedroom as if no one was watching.

Jimmy: Man, I worked up such a sweat bedroom dancing last night!

by Oodle October 9, 2008

Bedroom Poppadom

A tissue used to catch semen after wanking that has hardened in the bin so as to resemble the popular Indian snack

The bin was full of Bedroom Poppadoms

by spanky goes to hollywood June 15, 2011

Bedosexual

Someone who becomes overly attracted to beds instead of humans to the point he/she wants to just stay in bed all day and sleep without any interruption

Some random person: oh bro you look so tired
Haseeb: oh yeah i am so tired i am awake for days now and all i want is my bed and some sleep but stupid Ellie wants me to stay up with her so i broke up with that ho and decide im gonna turn Bedosexual

by Inmate4587 February 27, 2019