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Beasley Bunt

The act of performing the Slapstick antics of the vaudeville act Three Stooges perfected to a girl while having intercourse. This is performed by using two fingers to bunt her in the eyes during the act of intercourse and yelling wobble bobble bobble. This will cause uncontrollable convulsions and screaming. During this time you thrust harder and fight her natural instinct of fight or flight.

The only defense against this move is a flat hand raised against forehead to prevent bunting.
“While banging this chick she asked me to do something new and crazy. At this point I used to Beasley Bunt and watched in delight as she cringed and tightened her body while I proceeded to continue banging her until I was finished. She never retuned my phone call. But I am sure that if you see her and raise two fingers she will instantly go into defense mode.”
by The GreatBuntBino April 23, 2019
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beanie culture

A slang reference to the common thread among Millennials, that ubiquitous knitted cap.
Beanie culture clearly conveys the laid-back anti-consumerism that defines this generation, rain or shine.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019
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Tsairus Beasley

A rat. This hoe goes ratatatatat. He ain’t gay but he ain’t not. He never expected his sister to pants him but neither did she. Tsairus Beasley is a mystical term used to describe EUTHANASIA.
Damn Danielle! Tsairus Beasley keeps on flirting and boob plopping on that Oluwadamilola Akinola.
by KellogGoat November 22, 2018
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bestie beastie

Your best friend in the whole world, your animal companion.
Oh my dearest Lucy, my true love, you are my forever bestie beastie!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019
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Beadie Bead

The little knapps that grow down someone's neck when they are in need of a haircut, edge-up or line.
Martin told Pam, "You need to shave them buckshots, beadie bead! Them beadie beads is out of control girl!"
by RolandIB October 10, 2008
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aunt bessie bun

pube style hair that hasnt been washed for 5 years or brushed for 12 and has now been put in a bun that resembles a yorkshire pudding. a person who has an aunt bessie does not appreciate nice shampoo
girl1: eww how bad is her aunt bessie bun today!

girl2: i no! like when was the last time she washed her hair?
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beanie season

The wonderful time of year when it’s socially acceptable to wear a beanie without being called fucking emo. This happens during fall and winter.
“Samatha, its not beanie season, get that beanie off your head you uncultured thot.”
by dinosaurwaffle September 26, 2019
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