bearding

working as someone's beard (a person which pretends to be together with someone who is gay)

X:'Oh, I hate Eleanor Calder so much!'
Y:'C'mon, she's just bearding! It's her job!'

by heybabeowareyou February 23, 2014

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Pre-Bearding

To prepare the face/existing facial hair for future beardage

"Dude, are you doing no-shave November?" "Yeah man, but I've got to do some pre-bearding on this goatee first."

"Are you trying to grow a beard?" "Why yes I am, but first I have to pre-beard this part because it takes forever to get long."

by thebeardmeister September 23, 2011

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bearding me out

Like getting wierded out, only by someone with a beard that makes you uncomfortable. (not the person, but mostly their beard).

Dude, you are like totally bearding me out. (this is said while staring directly at the beard).

by mathmagician February 9, 2008

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Beargina

An unkempt vaginal region. The appearance of snarly, nappy hair that protrudes from the sides of a womans panties. Generally in a state of disarray, including sloppy looking labia.

1. Paul: So I walked in on this girl changing backstage and she had a bunch of hair hanging out of her underwear. It was disgusting.

Eric: Oh, she had a beargina.

2. Joe: I had a slumpbuster last night she had a big beargina, so I just spacedocked it.

Ben: Get shit on dude!

by Monster Boxx September 7, 2007

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Free Bearding

The act of a guy not shaving his face. Similar to free balling for guys and free boobing for gals.

Josh: Dude, you look like you haven't shaved in a week. Are you growing a beard?

Alex: No dawg, just been doing a little "free bearding", while I've been on vacation.

by Chickypoo247 December 4, 2011

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