barnapling

this is when you take a micro penis and shove it into your partners belly button and have sex with it

Skyler is barnapling his wife later tonight

by thepartavlerehjf June 23, 2022

banapple

Banapple (gas) is an illegal substance that contains traces of LSD given a fruity flavour.

It was first discovered in 1968 and popularised by the famous singer, Cat Stevens (now known as Yusuf Islam), in his song 'Banapple Gas'

It is classified as a class-A drug

Cat: Banapple gas! It makes you happy! It makes you laugh!
(sprays police man)
Police Man: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

by Moonshadow May 20, 2008

Bagnapper

Bagnapper is a person who desires a luxury designer bag they simply can not afford so they just take it.

lucy's a convicted bagnapper , hide your tote from that bitch and unfriend her

by PodArtist September 11, 2016

Batnap

The process of beating/batting ones self off, in form of male masturbation to orgasm. Performed in order to commence a nap which may last from early afternoon to late evening.

"Can't wait to get home from work and have a Batnap!"

John: "Where the fuck is Harry?"

Dick: "It's 4:45, he's probably got a belly button full of his own cum, passed out on his couch with some B Grade porno blaring in the background"

John: "True, that dirty bastard loves having a Batnap."

by Be Ess March 16, 2013

banapple

hello. its a cross between a banana and an apple. and it costes $7 a kilo and its just so awesome.

chick: did you bring those $7 a kilo banapples over??
dude: yerr
chick: yeyy

by apple bumb May 16, 2009

Banapenis

a banana that looks like a penis

Oh my god that banapenis is so big!

by 123456789asfghj June 4, 2014

banapana

The distortion of reality that results from the chaos of information produced by news media swarming on a story.

In all the banapana, they managed to get the verdict completely wrong.

by Russell Warner August 19, 2007