Battleship

Two or more men jerking off before sleep with lights out, aiming to hit each other with ejaculations.

Stealth Battleship is playing the game while everyone is asleep.

Before sleeping we play battleship, last night Mike made a direct hit in Jorge's eye.

by InjenBuilder9 December 17, 2009

battleship

The penis of an older man that has weathered many a vaginal seas. They are brought out for various ceremonies throughout the year. Some mens Battleships have more ceremonies than others.

So Bob; are you gonna be sailin the old Battleship this weekend?

by Dr. Battleship DeCock February 29, 2008

battleship

A big boat that has giant guns to blow apart other boats.

The Yamato was the biggest battleship ever.

by a random person in NY June 27, 2008

battleship

The great act of peeing on the floaters in your crapper.

"What took you so long in there?" battleship
"I crapped a little and then played battleship"
"Any luck?"
"I sunk my aircraft carrier!"

by sturdiboy March 16, 2008

battleship

When two people use laptops across from each other at a small table.

Kathleen and I are going to the coffee shop to play some battleship.

by itsdrewmiller November 14, 2007

Battleship

Two guys masturbate while facing each other. Both guys simultaneously ejaculate on each other causing a blast and splash.

Bobby and his lover like to battleship once and awhile after a hard days work.

by Idontthinkso February 18, 2014

battleship

AS a verb, battleshipping refers to hooking up with all of the members of a particular entity. That can be as few as two for a dorm room or 500 for an entire dorm with everything in between. Generally used to refer to a house or apartment but any situation where all people involved are connected (does not have to apply to the battleshipper) is acceptable. Can either be seen as an accomplishment (generally for a male battleshipper) or as a warning to avoid (generally for a female battleshipper). Once the last member of the battleship has been "destroyed" the battleship is deemed sunk.

See that house over there? I totally battleshipped it last year. Those girls are complete sluts, one even let my buddy and I eifel tower her while her roomate took a picture!

Dude, stay away from that girl, she battleshipped my buddy's apartment last year.

Guy "So far i've banged Lindsey, gotten a blowjob from Rebecca, and tea bagged Jennifer."

Friend "Don't they all live together with Julie?"

Guy "Yeah, once i fuck her in the ass i'll have sunk the battleship"

by Sir Chris August 29, 2006