Battle of the Bulge

When a stereotypially 'emo' male wears female jeans or very tight and/or form fitting jeans that accentuate the nether regions.
You emo prick; I'm tired of your continuous Battle of the Bulge with your damn emo (wo)man-jeans.
by Tracisaurus August 05, 2008
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battle of the bulge

the last major offensive of the german SS takeing place in the Ardennes forest where the germans sourrounded the 101st Airborne division near the town of Bastonge and where Anthony McAliff made his famous remark of "NUTS," Also this is where the Waffen SS killed many American prisonors.
German soldier, "Surrender"
McAluff "NUTS"
McAluff's fanous response at the battle of the bulge
by deathstars April 30, 2008
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Battle of the bulge

When one's trouser's surface rises above "sea level".

The result of one's sexual arousal.
Little did I know it, but he was experiencing a Battle of the Bulge as he looked me over.
by Kero-kun June 24, 2007
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battle of the bulge

when you are in class or another public place and a sexually attractive girl causes you to get an erection, and you attempt to keep it hidden to avoid embarassment
I was in class today when Michelle walked by in her short shorts. It was the battle of the bulge, big time.
by dboyfromdahood March 06, 2013
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Battle of the bulge

It may be a way hitler tried to fuck the Allies because budge may mean the thing between a man legs and by creating a bulge, hitler was trying to protrude to the allied occupied France territory and fuck it
hitler’s last massage to Allie’s is the battle of the bulge
by Alan man April 19, 2022
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Battle of the Bulge

When you’re fighting your manly instinct to get an erection because it’s not the time or place.
She put her hand on my leg during dinner with her family and it turned into Battle of the Bulge down there!
by istvq April 29, 2024
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