batos

1)Ducks/Peter Arthor Wimmers(plural); stupidest thing imaginable, or quite possibly so stupid that a human mind cannot comprehend the insanely ludicrous idea.

The batos are comming straight for us!

by Jason Tait June 20, 2003

batos

1)Ducks/Peter Wimmer; the stupidest thing ever, or quite possibly so insanely idiotic that one's mind is incapable of understanding the sheer ludicrousness of it.

Watch out for the batos!

by Jason Tait June 20, 2003

Taong Bato

It is a filipino slang that mocks the inactivity of a certain group of people, where they act like statues or displays.

The students of grade 9 avocado are acting like taong bato.

by AestheticKiddo May 23, 2022

clato bato

Coined by Jared, a clato bato is a member of slamb, the coolest discord server yayyyy!

Good morning, clato batos!

by HolyTaquitos November 17, 2022

Kwento mo sa bato

A term used by Filipino who just doesn't care about what the other is talking about.
it literally means (say it to the rock).

Boy: alam mo ba crinushback na ako(did you know, my crush also likes me)
Girl:Kwento mo sa bato

by stry October 03, 2021

Bato

In California Spanglish, and in Tagalog (which has absorbed many Spanish words) and in Chamorro, Bato means:
Sissy, Gay, Fag, effeminate, Unmanly. This is daily common usage

"He's a Bato!" Batalo! Ha, ha, Bato!

by Cosmokatt7 March 14, 2022

bato

someone who is really cool, handsome and sexy.

DId you see Daryl over there? He's such a bato

by notdoorals February 04, 2023