Bartholomew or Barty is a cracked, smart man that is built like a tank. He spends his days reading books while playing chess and eating kiwi. A wild Bartholomew in his natural habitat has the ability to hunt lions. But a domesticated Bartholomew specializes in Tech Support and Quantum Rizzics.
by ‘Beasts of England’ May 3, 2023
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by Cazza B April 27, 2019
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by notbartholomew August 7, 2023
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He's one of the only people you'll meet with a smile on their face even when things are tough.
He's one of the only people you'll meet with a smile on their face even when things are tough.
by Obcibedez August 16, 2023
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and I am the fastest man alive.
When I was a child I saw mother killed
by something impossible.
My father went to prison for her murder.
Then an accident made me the impossible.
To the outside world I'm an ordinary
forensic scientist but secretly, I use
my speed to fight crime and find others
like me.
And one day I'll find who killed my
mother and get justice for my father.
I am The Flash!
and I am the fastest man alive.
When I was a child I saw mother killed
by something impossible.
My father went to prison for her murder.
Then an accident made me the impossible.
To the outside world I'm an ordinary
forensic scientist but secretly, I use
my speed to fight crime and find others
like me.
And one day I'll find who killed my
mother and get justice for my father.
I am The Flash!
Woah! He runs really fast he must be a Bartholomew!!!
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