Bartender

A professional babysitter. A part time psychologist. One who has a developed sense of seeing through the bullshit. Someone you are most likely NOT taking home, so do your bartender a favor and don't ask! Remember, she is getting paid to flirt with you and being HOT is part of the requirement of her job!! A professional bullshitter. Someone with a real sense of fun and can probably drink you under the table. A person with a dangerous turning point who can rip you to shreds with a few pointed sentences if necessary. A part time security guard. I may be cute but will kick your drunk ass if I have to!!

Drunk: "You're hot."
Bartender: "Thanks, you're not to bad yourself."
Drunk: "You got all kinds of booty girl!"
Bartender: politely smiles

Drunk: "We should go out sometime."
Bartender: (after tab is paid of course) "No thanks I like pussy." (In other words: You are wasted, I am sober, I have witnessed you hit on every girl in this bar and will not be your last resort to get laid. No thanks drunk guy..)

by MamaG83 June 1, 2010

bartender

A term used to describe back-to-back home runs in a baseball game. Most notably heard by SportsCenter anchor Neil Everett calling out a back-to-back jack highlight.

"Matt Carpenter goes deep to lead off the game. Carlos Beltran wants in on the fun, BARTENDER! ONE SHOT AIN'T ENOUGH."

by Minor League Guy April 26, 2013

bartendering

Tending to ALL bartenders needs, wants and desires.

I was bartendering and the bartender TIPPED me multiple times.

I was bartendering and went home with a stray from the bar.

I was bartendering and the bartender had to give me a ride.

by Pandaisbartendering August 18, 2018

Bartender

A person who mixes and serves drinks at a bar.

The bartender is making my drink.

by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020

bartending

entertaining a crowd of people with mixed alcoholic concoctions

In the summer of '67 I was bartending at the Electric, Psychedelic, Pussycat, Swinger's Club in London when Austin Powers failed to catch Dr. Evil.

by yowfactor January 24, 2014

bartender

A song by Dave Matthews Band, the most famous version of which can be heard on the Live at Folsom Field album.

Bartender please/ fill my glass for me/ with the wine you gave Jesus that set him free after 3 days in the ground

by Monsieur bon cote August 1, 2009

The bartender

Where you offer a girl a drink at the bar and then ask for her credit card to pay for it.

“I pulled the bartender on a girl last night. I offered her a drink, but I needed her credit card because mine delined.”

by Pseudophedrine September 22, 2021