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Salt My Dish, Bartender 

Slang term coined by Ian Carter, meaning "Hey cunt, bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor, wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, cunt"
"Salt my dish, bartender"
"What?"
"Look on Urban Dictionary"

Sous-bartender 

A bartender’s apprentice learning the finer points of mixology.
The sous-bartender keeps the garnish full, glasses clean, and pours with excellence .
Sous-bartender by Ldl463 September 17, 2021

Stop banging the bartender 

Meaning: take this (more) serious.
A: It’s just a Spanish exam I won’t need Spanish after this year anyway.
B: Stop banging the bartender

Bartenderita 

Bro: that bartenderita is hottt
Bartenderita by Mudbonic plague November 23, 2021

bartendress 

Amanda is one helluva bartendress.
bartendress by Richard Dragon December 3, 2003

resting bartender face 

Where a bartender has dealt with so many drunken cock wombles that their face is permanently scowling
That barman has a serious resting bartender face. God knows who pissed him off