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by Luisotb April 09, 2018
by thing 5 February 22, 2023
an absolute loser who gets absolutely no puss
buddy defintely has never touched a boob
a virgin if ive ever saw one.
buddy defintely has never touched a boob
a virgin if ive ever saw one.
by bonerchampwithahugeragingboner October 25, 2022
Welcome to Turretner Bitchtels! Home of the FAKE, and if not the fake, home of lying, cringy, ugly, drug selling and, useless sluts. Nothing says Turner Bartels like stolen phones, unathletic black kids, racist teachers, annoying grade sluts that think everyone loves them, weird ass Indians, and kids that won’t hit puberty until there mid 30’s. A good thing is if your lucky you might find a slut that actually has cleavage instead if every flat girl in the school, but watch out! 90 percent of them have aids so... In conclusion if your looking for a shitty school with constant bullying by teachers and used old pussy, Turner Bartels is the place to go!
I hate Turner Bartels k-8
by Bo111 February 13, 2018
by Spend your money on me May 29, 2018
That little guy was backed into a rhetorical corner, so he lashed out at the guy who led him there: classic Bartels’ Law.
by M3Me December 14, 2018