Luis Bartell

A real nigga who is the best at everything formed by matter in all reality and time
"Luis Bartell is the GOAT "
by Luisotb April 09, 2018
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luis bartell

A real nigga who is the best to exist in all time and space through the multiverse
by Luisotb April 09, 2018
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Hayden Bartels

red curly hair. real sexy. pulls all the girls at SEB. he is very hot
by thing 5 February 22, 2023
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tristan bartels

an absolute loser who gets absolutely no puss
buddy defintely has never touched a boob

a virgin if ive ever saw one.
tristan bartels is lowkey a bitch
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Turner Bartels k-8

Welcome to Turretner Bitchtels! Home of the FAKE, and if not the fake, home of lying, cringy, ugly, drug selling and, useless sluts. Nothing says Turner Bartels like stolen phones, unathletic black kids, racist teachers, annoying grade sluts that think everyone loves them, weird ass Indians, and kids that won’t hit puberty until there mid 30’s. A good thing is if your lucky you might find a slut that actually has cleavage instead if every flat girl in the school, but watch out! 90 percent of them have aids so... In conclusion if your looking for a shitty school with constant bullying by teachers and used old pussy, Turner Bartels is the place to go!
I hate Turner Bartels k-8
by Bo111 February 13, 2018
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Shanah bartels money

It's a noun. Always, ALWAYS to be spent on Josh Maloney
Shanah bartels money was spent on Josh because she is a nice person
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Bartels’ Law

The shorter the lawyer, the more likely an ad hominem attack.
That little guy was backed into a rhetorical corner, so he lashed out at the guy who led him there: classic Bartels’ Law.
by M3Me December 14, 2018
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