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St John the Baptist School

A school in Yonkers with a bunch of little white fags who think they’re the shit and a bunch of girls who smoke weed and get railed at 12.
by stupidunfunnyusername March 10, 2023
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St. John the Baptist

A school full of white kids. The teachers are terrible and can’t say anyone’s name right. The school doesn’t have much money so they have a ton of useless fundraisers. It is a bad school here all the kids are depressed.
by Hejdjfjr riock April 24, 2019
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St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School

1- Concentration camp
2- Home to LARO
3- Where fake people run the school and real people are as rare as finding a unicorn
4- Not following one simple rule will get you a detention

5- Annoying reminders of the rules every single morning
6- Principals with terrible sense of humor
7- Conceited kids with too much money and who's job is to start as much drama as possible
8- Kids hate each other, teachers hate kids, lose- lose situation
9- Fundraisers and sports= extra thousands of dollars
10- Good education, good sports, bad math department, bad decision
1- Hitler once ran St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
2- Underpaid LARO employees are tortured by St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
3- Good luck making true friends with all the fake people here at St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
4- I got detention for my freakin socks. Only at St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
5- Ms. Walsh yes we know we're St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School students 24/7
6- Mr Laces' jokes= smh everytime

7- Facebook and Tumblr get assaulted by St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School students and their verbal warfare
8- I sit next to my worst enemy and the teacher is insulting me for asking a question. Only at St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
9- The candy drive, big box raffle and all sports will cost you around $2000 more dollars. Surprised? Well then you obviously don't go to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
10- I'm glad i went to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School even if I never learned anything in math
by cougars10 October 7, 2011
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John the Baptist

The act of borderline drowning someone while you pork them from behind.
Man, I totally John the Baptist'd my date last night in the Arby's bathroom. She was so angry that she made me wash the beef packed feces from her hair.
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John the Baptist

Look at that fucking John the Baptists, lets get him!
by Kamix March 7, 2005
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John the Baptist

In homage to the new testiment desert wandering honey & locust eating....
John the Baptist is someone who does their own thang, usually leanin on loud so exotic it chirps like locus, while sippin' on pure honey. Naturally, he baptizes all the bad bitches.
All the who'es been slayed by John the Baptist, he baptized them in the name of pussy, honey, weed. And locust.
by Phmns52 February 8, 2014
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John the Baptist

An atomic monster from Mars who romes the streets of New York at night and feeds on human flesh.
Run for your life! It's John the Baptist!
by Anonymous May 6, 2003
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