Bangtackle

Bangtackle is another word which can be used to replace dick and is used in all the same ways dick is used.

Im going to hit you in your bangtackle or Your a bangtackle

by taylorboi October 12, 2010

bamstick

It is a Scottish word exactly similar to nutjob or bampot - person displaying wild and violent behaviour which is often irrational and beyond what the situation should call for.

The word bamstick is now archaic and is rarely heard these days, perhaps still used by some old pensioners. It is often now shortened to "bam".

It came from a time when working class people in the housing schemes mostly in Glasgow in Scotland would attempt at all times to be perceived as being "hard" - a bit like the latin machismo.

The ultimate state to be reached in hardness was to be completely mental - you would be more violent and irrational than everyone else - people would then say "he's a complete bamstick".

The bamstick himself would often exclaim such things as "I'm pure mental", "I'm mad mental wullie frae the winey" (winey being wine alley in Govan).

Most of the similar terms as shown above for a bamstick were never used in this way- especially not "asshole" which is american for arsehole". One would never call a bamstick an arsehole or any similar words unless well out of earshot.

there's a pure bamstick in the street doon there challenging every body with a sythe

by pickledresponsibility November 3, 2015

bamstick

Chiefly Scottish slang for a mad person, lunatic, or someone who displays such tendencies, often verging on being dangerous to the general public.

That Charlie Sheen is a complete bamstick.

by macstu23 March 29, 2011

bamstick

An unsavoury person

An asshole

Shut it ya mad bamstick!

by madtamski September 7, 2004

bantickanator

someone who obsessivly talks about computers and there components and is constantly thinking he is the one who is right. Argue with a bantickanator about counterstrike or a computer game and face the consequences at your own risk

Oh my god, chris is such a bantickanator , I told him i was second in the world for counterstrike , but he told me i was chattin bullshit and that he was 345th so i could not be second

by steve egg March 21, 2007

benestick

A walking stick, crutch or other mobility aid used by an individual for the purpose of faking a disability to claim a social security benefit.

Composite of two words 'benefit' and 'stick' pronounced 'beneestik'

Look at that bloke running for the bus with his benestick under his arm. I bet he can hardly walk when he goes for his disability allowance review...

by leftcase October 14, 2006

Bangdick

A fun little game males can play with each other. It originated from the old question a male asks "What's the capital of Thailand?" and upon the other male not knowing, the questioner yells "BANGKOK!" and hits the other guy in the balls. (Bangkok=Bang cock; get it?)

Bangdick, however, is not just limited to the questioner responding with Bangkok. Originally, Bangdick was the only proper response, then it switched to any random world capital, and now it is even acceptable to just be literal and say what you are doing (this also adds humor). Really, you can say just about anything, so long as it is funny.

Guy 1: What's the capital of Thailand?
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 1: BANGDICK!
(Guy 1 hits Guy 2 in balls)

Guy 1: What's the capital of Thailand?
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 1: TOKYO!
(Guy 1 hits Guy 2 in balls)

Guy 1: What's the capital of Thailand?
Guy 2: I don't know
Guy 1: PUNCH IN THE BALLS!
(Guy 1 hits Guy 2 in balls, hard)

by Rex Combo July 16, 2008