Bandaid 

The things school nurses give you even when you break your back.

Me: nurse I broke my wrist playing basket ball
School Nurse: BANDAID

Bandaid by Booty cheeks Magee October 5, 2018

Bandaid Bus 

An ambulance. "Bandaid Bus" is a term commonly used among firefighters to refer to an ambulance.

"Sorry, man... Can't make it on Saturday. I'm workin' the bandaid bus all night."

Bandaid Bus by ChescoMedic March 27, 2010

bandaid baby 

When a marriage isnt working out the parents decide to have a baby to try to fix the problems

Bob and Jane are having a bandaid baby because they think it will solve their marriage issues

bandaid baby by funkyskip April 26, 2009

bandaid solution 

A solution that doesn't solve the problem, but makes whoever's solution that was just solved feel like it had been solved

bandaid solution is when a person gets a free $100 voucher after falling off the balcony at a mall. The guy is still in hospital, but now he feels like justice was served somehow

bandaid solution by PSloth March 29, 2015

bandaid friend 

A short-term friend who helps others feel emotionally better. When they've done all they could (usually with success), they exit the other friends life. This short-term friend is kind, helpful, a good listener, and can make any sad friend feel better. This "bandaid friend" can be mysterious, and may be reluctant to let other friends come close confidants. They're very approachable on the outside, but an introvert on the inside. These bandaid friends mean the best, and have a heavy heart for people, whether it's for the underdog, or just a sad person who needs to talk; meaning they're great with secrets.

I'm your bandaid friend, it's what I do.

bandaid friend by Bandaid Friend the Great May 13, 2015

bandaid girlfriend 

When a guy gets a girl friend for the sake of it because they think it will change there behaviour

"I can't control my own shit I need help settling down." "I need a bandaid girlfriend"

bandaid girlfriend by Dane Tito March 9, 2015

Bandaid burn 

When you leave your bandaid on for too long, and get the black sticky stuff stuck to your skin, leaving the shape of a bandaid behind.

Awe man! I left my bandaid on for too long and now I have a bandaid burn! This stuff is gonna be stuck on my foot for so long!

Bandaid burn by Tat Chan September 2, 2019