Skip to main content

Balls On Your Forehead

1) When a negative aspect happens in ones life
2) sucks for you.
by Staci ! May 14, 2008
mugGet the Balls On Your Forehead mug.

balls on a plate

a guy that loses any sort of attractiveness due to excessive neediness, lack of backbone and/or overeagerness towards the female kind.
Everything was great and the next thing i knew he was balls on a plate. I had to change my number.

Brad is so balls on a plate, he had 5 kids in like a minute
by MPants January 18, 2008
mugGet the balls on a plate mug.

balls on my face!

An exclamation utilized when you're angry, upset, annoyed or simply feeling random. It is frequently abbreviated as "BOMF!". The shorter variant, "Balls!" is also used, and can also double as a noun (synonymous to bullshit or crap).
Tom walked into the room and suddenly yelled,"Balls on my FACE!"
Leslie giggled and said, "What happened this time?"
Tom waved the paper in his hand. "I totally just failed my Orgo exam!"

Bella gets bumped by a stranger while trying to light her cigarette and it falls to the ground. "Oh, balls! That was my last cig."

Facebook Status: BOMF! I can't find my keys.

Frank pointed ahead of him. "Dude, look at that huge line for the bathroom."
Greg stared incredulously at the line. "Oh man, this shit is balls!"
Frank nodded in agreement. "Straight up balls."
by Jal Pal June 5, 2009
mugGet the balls on my face! mug.

Balls On Your Chin

if the balls are resting on the chin, then the dick is in the mouth all the way. its a brash way of describing a blowjob.
Girl while giving a blowjob: Is this a good blowjob?

Man getting the dainty little blowjob: No, i would rather have my balls on your chin.
by Good Ol' Rando April 9, 2017
mugGet the Balls On Your Chin mug.

Balls on my chin

Phrase used to describe something extremely unfortunate, painful, depressing, extreme surprise, or just plain bad.
(Slams hand in car door) Balls on my chin that hurts!

Balls on my chin this meatloaf sucks.

Guy 1: Dude, did that hot girl break up with you?
Guy 2: Yeah, Balls on my chin.
by BenjiW April 28, 2008
mugGet the Balls on my chin mug.

balls on you

When a friend has something unfortunate happen to them you say "Balls on you". Because having somebody elses balls on you is unfortunate and undesireable. Similar to something "sucking". Sometimes typed boy

Other forms: balls on me, balls on him, balls on her, balls on them.
"Dude, a bid pooped on my car, and the top was down!"

"Balls on you!"

or

"Hey, your sister just called, she can't drive us to the party this weekend."

"Balls on me."
by redneckpotatoe June 1, 2009
mugGet the balls on you mug.

balls on chin

This is a conition where a male balls rest on the chin of a female while, the shaft is inserted into the oral region either by force or the craving of some little pirate hooker.
Girl: hey if there is balls on a wall are they walnuts?
Guy: yes dear they are!

Girl: well if there is nuts on my chest are they chesnuts?
Guys yes dear they are!

Girl:Well if there are balls on chin are they chinnuts?
Guy: HEll NO BITCH YOU GOTS A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!
by 3117 September 19, 2006
mugGet the balls on chin mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email