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Litos Baker's Dozen

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Instead of the regular baker's dozen of 13, this equals 11 based on the rationale that a baker would eat one item from his batch instead of adding an extra one to it.
"When I opened up the box of donuts I thought they forgot to put one in but really they were just giving me an Litos Baker's Dozen. Boy was I pissed!"
by CarLitosA January 9, 2009
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Chinese Baker's Dozen

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A Chinese Baker's Dozen is 11. This is because the chinese are known for always wanting to bargain to lower costs or number of goods even if this amount is immeasurable and/or insignificant to both parties. This is not a derogatory term but simply a unit of measurement.
Joseph: "Hey Remmi, what's the time?"
Remmi: "It's a Chinese Baker's Dozen past 6."
by pwnsabisauce October 28, 2008
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Hungry baker's dozen

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A set of eleven identical or similar things. It is implied that one of the set has been taken or consumed in some way.
John: "Weren't there twelve muffins here?"

Jane: "Jack ate one, so it looks like we only have a hungry baker's dozen.
by a_crow May 2, 2011
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baker's couple

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when you go out for a couple of drinks but you actually have between 3 and lots
Wife: "How many drinks did you have tonight?"
Me: "A couple"
Wife: "Really?"
Me: "Well, a baker's couple"
by Mackinator September 30, 2015
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baker's legendary

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on a scale of 1 to legendary (1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-EPIC-legendary), baker's legendary is above all
i dont need an example for baker's legendary it's self explanatory...dumbasses...
by dwyqxz January 22, 2009
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Baker's Join

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A baker's join is that little slither of bread you find when pulling apart two connecting bread buns. It can be found in many types of bread.
Oi, look at the baker's join on me sausage bap, it's still attached.
by TheGeordiePedro June 14, 2016
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A nice, snug rectum, male or female, that has been primed and warmed up for penetration with ky warming.
Gerald got home from work to find his girlfriend on all fours offering him a warm baker's mitt.
by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2014
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