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Badger's Bollocks

British slang meaning the ultimate example of its kind, typically an object or event.

This is used on those rare occasions when the Dogs Bollocks just isn't strong enough to convey the extreme nature of something.

Can also be shortened to simply The Badger's.
You've got to be there, it's gonna be the badger's bollocks.

Holy shit! Now that is the badger's bollocks!
by The Baaadger September 14, 2011
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Badger's Armpit

Euphemism for one of the more hairy and fragrant varieties of Lady Garden. Frequently delivered in the form of a metaphor and often in humour or amazement.
Christ on a bike, Luv you're pussy's hairier than a Badger's Armpit.

...and when I finally got down there I discovered Her Majesty's feminine parts to be as that of a Badger's Armpit.
by goody5 December 10, 2010
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badger's snout

A term used to define a man's penis after the consumption of methamphetamine or other such drugs resulting in overall shrinkage of the genitalia and a mini tent-like projection occurring on the front of the slacks
"Hey girls, check out the badger's snout on that gimp"
by Stejay March 12, 2007
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licking a badger's arse

The dry, grubby feeling in your mouth left after a nights heavy drinking
After a night's heavy drinking john awoke to find his mouth felt like he'd be licking a badger's arse
by JimBill April 25, 2006
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rough as a badger's arse

Adjective: Very rough, either literally, as in an unshaven gentleman's chin or figuratively as in uncivilised or things or behaviour.
"The people who moved in next door have parked their tarmac wagon across our drive again and stolen all the apples off our tree."
"Good gracious, they're as rough as a badger's arse."
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Rougher than a badger's foreskin

A term used to describe a state of being hungover or generally suffering the aftereffects of a period of alcohol intoxication.
Ben: Hey man, you hangin'?
Tom:Yeah, I'm like, rougher than a badger's foreskin
Ben: Haa, lightweight!
by J-Doggster March 13, 2011
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A Badger's Chance

Not having any chance AT ALL to comprehend the difference between reality and make believe.
"He thought ANTIFA was behind the capitol riots? How?"
"Yeah. He didn't have a Badger's Chance as soon as Breitbart started releasing their fake news."
by Omendob March 8, 2021
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