cut bacon off your back

1. a threat to a person during an altercation. 1. Made popular from an episode of the chappelle show (the spoof real world episode)
2. someone who is so fat, that you could make bacon out of his back rolls.

1.Keep talking and I'll cut some bacon off your back.
2. dude if you don't stop eating, I'll be able to cut cut bacon off your back.

by rodosboy August 11, 2008

Bacon Backstroke

When a gentleman wraps his dick in bacon and jerks off onto his lady companions back using the grease as lubrication. He then will let the lady eat the bacon, a treat in thanks for her troubles.

I was horny and she was hungry so we agreed on doing the bacon backstroke.

by Tidecow15 June 17, 2010

Canadian baconback

when your having sex with your girl and she starts to get dry grab some bacon grease and use it as lube, when you done smack her in the face with your penis and tell her to go make you some breakfast.

Bro 1: yo im hungry do you wanna get some breakfast

Bro 2: naw im cool i just got some canadian baconback

by Blackass_420 May 12, 2009

Baton Rouge Backhand

The act of shitting on the back of your hand and slapping someone across the face.

Bro 1: My girl has been cheating on me with some hockey player. Bro 2: Don’t sweat it dude, he’s got a Baton Rouge backhand headed his way.

by Frunkle December 4, 2020

Baton Rouge Backhand

The act of shitting on the back of your hand and slapping someone across the face.

Bro 1: My girl has been cheating on me with some hockey player. Bro 2: don’t sweat it dude, he’s got a Baton Rouge backhand headed his way.

by Frunkle December 4, 2020

Backdoor Baron

A homosexual. Usually, When someone says "Backdoor Baron", they're talking complete man-slut.

"Karama is a Backdoor Baron."

by PizzimpMcBozule February 17, 2003

Backon

New way of saying Bacon. If y’all don’t use it I’m sUiNg

how you shakin backon

by softlyminyoongi April 13, 2019