the backwoods

The middle of nowhere, a place with a lot of land and trees and not too many people. Usually referring to somewhere in the south.

Person 1: I heard Jim is moving to Texas
Person 2: Yeah, he's probably going to be living in the backwoods somewhere.

by youknowho12345 September 23, 2013

Backwoods Butthurting

A term for anal rape in a rural enviroment. Most likely coined in a place such as WV, or Montana.

Yuppie: Please sir, take my wallet! Just don't hurt mich!
Redneck: Oh i'm gon' hurt you alright. A good ol' fashioned Backwoods Butthurting.
Yuppie: NOOO! *dragged away*

by Harry Warden April 29, 2009

Backwoodsman

A person who is capable, of not only living off the land like his manly men who came before him, but is also capable of not being reliant on bullshit like cell phones, the interwebs, or fucking starbucks. A man who is able to follow up the killing of a grizzly bear with a mighty chest beating, like an adrenaline fueled silver back. This man can build a house out of mother nature, and eat her animals, and wash it down with a mighty man made wilderness beverage.

Timmy, eat your dinner, or the backwoodsman will get you!

That guy is no pussy. He is a fucking backwoodsman. He will conquer mother nature, and live off of her carcass!

by ElWray June 28, 2011

Backwoods

A pack of cigars (normaly comes in pack of 5) various flavours available (banana, wild rum, all natural, honey, honey berry, original) They cost about the same as a pack of cigaretts but you only get 5. Backwoods are great to roll weed / marijuana in. The shell of the cigar comes off easy, just find the seam and unroll it. Dump out the tobacco, and rool up the weed. lick to stick, and smoke. much like a philly blunt but much much better. You only need the Backwoods cigar shell NOT the tabacco inside it. They are considered better than Philly Blunts for many reasons. The best part is that the Backwoods cigar shell is an actual tobacco leaf UNLIKE Philly Blunts.

"It don't matter if you lokin' or bleedin'
Wheather it's Backwoods or Zig-Zags ya smokin' yo weed in"

Artist: Fabolous
Song: Automatic
Album: Grit & Grind

by jay-z613 October 28, 2006

backwoods badass

One who can survive out in the woods, usually has a lifted 4x4 with a confident battle flag flying. There not afraid of being out alone to survive and gard there land with a 12 gage manly due too yuppies

Why, that there is your average backwoods badass.

by Tiller gang April 24, 2017

Backwoods Disco Ball

When one rubs their testicles along the rotting remains of a dead animal and shines them with a black light

"Look Ronnie, Bert is doing the Backwoods Disco Ball."

by Erik VanPelt December 29, 2022

backwoods bhandari

A nickname alli bhandari (a fictional charcter on degrassi) is given on a school camping trip when people start rumors about her.

Jonny:hi backwoods bhandari

by degrassiluver5 July 3, 2009