baby seal

1. club magent
2.useful weapon for clubbing other baby seals
the baby seal stepped outside and istantly got hit by like 5 clubs.
by baby seal clubber March 18, 2007
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baby seal

An assault rifle carrying monster, who relentlessly preys on Midwest college students. This Gargantuan is nocturnal and comes out to feed at night. Despite its cute appearance, Midwest college students should fear for their lives.
Oh no, watch out for the baby seal!
by John April 12, 2004
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baby seal

Pre-adult aquatic animal of the Phocidae and Otariidae families. The baby seal, or hippie-o-meter is a measure of how much a hippy an individual (or a group, but it mostly reflects the dominant figure in the group) is.

Should they relentlessly talk about baby seals and the torture they endure, having to watch thier mothers die so their tears can be collected etc., then it is acceptable to call them a hippy.


Also, it is a mormon wedding.
When i see hippies, I like to tell them about my weekend job as a baby seal clubber.
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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clubbin baby seals

Act of easily being able to pick up girls somewhere
"Dude,there were so many chicks there it was like clubbin baby seals."
by dick fitznisenteit February 09, 2009
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clubbing baby seals

synonymous with "shooting fish in a barrel," relating to doing a task, often involving hunting or destroying an enemy, that is painfully easy.

Should not be used due to the inherent image of animal cruelty. Stick to the fish and barrel.
Shooting down enemy planes from an F-22 Raptor is like clubbing baby seals. It's that easy.
by MaSh92587 May 21, 2005
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Baby Seal Argument

n. an argument in which you are arguing for the heck of it and may actually be against what you are arguing for. It originated in England when a girl named Anna became heavily involved with her friend Helen in an argument about whether it was ok to kill baby seals by smashing their skulls with hammers in Alaska because they had been eating the fish of the village.
" The nice woman from greenpeace was involved in a heated baby seal argument with me yesterday at the bookstore telling me that global warming is not a problem whatsoever and should be ignored. We lauged it off."
by mother superiour October 24, 2005
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