Hand babies

Male masturbation

Nathan was caught making hand babies at the computer

by Bunnybear17 October 14, 2015

Hand Babies

The act of female masterbation.

I caught the neighbor making hand babies.

by jsblagg April 28, 2012

Second-Hand Baby

A screaming child in a restaurant, airplane, or other public enclosed space where you can't get away from the sound.

Kathy and I were at this nice dinner the other night and it was totally ruined by the Second-Hand Baby. We had to leave before dessert.

by scottdrums January 14, 2014

Baby Hands

Baby hands

Damn!!! That Coronarita making B look like he got baby hands!

by Grant Gallagmanclair September 25, 2018

babies and hand grenades

Something happening that is fucking nuts

Holy fuck, it's like babies and hand grenades in here

by Assman 7.5 December 31, 2017

Baby hands

the most annoying person you will ever meet

behr: yeah i hate nate "Baby Hands" Youmans.
jack: yeah everyone does dingle berry

by Coolman_on_the_internet69_420 May 5, 2022

big dick baby hands

When some one has tiny hands but monster penis.my hand stack up to equal length of his flaccid penis it took 3 of my hands stacked on top each other to equal his length

Damn he has has big dick baby hands his dick was so huge it made my hands look baby sized

by Big dick baby hands June 18, 2023