A random game played at any given time where victims of a horrific fart give it a medal of bronze, silver or gold. Named after Mr. Jim Burkhardt, the nastiest Budweiser drinkin ass ever made. Its almost always a guarantee that after a competitor has wiped out half the room he (or she) is gonna have to go wipe themselves due to the large amounts of fart grease released with the competitors entry. The game cant be played when one is droppin a deuce. Multiple medals can be won in any given day.
Good God!!! What the hell did you eat?!?! (starts to dry heave) I'll give that a silver medal in the Burkhardt Olympics..
by poops Duck December 11, 2010
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Attempts have been made to domestic this creature with little success. He can be dressed up, and taken out for steak dinner, but extreme caution should be exercised when vodka is involve, as the Burkhard is as likely to make sweet love to you, as he is to run naked thru the streets wearing only a wicked grin.
Further study has shown the burkhard likes to kissed and cuddle as he falls to sleep, and once asleep seems both innocent and cute... DONT BE FOOLED, as this all disappears upon waking.. He's back to being the Satyr he was mere hours before, only now he's rested and looking for someone to play with, chew on, and rub up against.
Attempts have been made to domestic this creature with little success. He can be dressed up, and taken out for steak dinner, but extreme caution should be exercised when vodka is involve, as the Burkhard is as likely to make sweet love to you, as he is to run naked thru the streets wearing only a wicked grin.
Further study has shown the burkhard likes to kissed and cuddle as he falls to sleep, and once asleep seems both innocent and cute... DONT BE FOOLED, as this all disappears upon waking.. He's back to being the Satyr he was mere hours before, only now he's rested and looking for someone to play with, chew on, and rub up against.
Last night the guy I was on a date with went all Burkhard on me, and though it was fun waking up naked and in the woods.. My ass hurts.
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A Burkhalter Special is when one person diarrheas on your dih, the poop juices slip into the dih hole, then a new person gives you a footjob while the diarrhea covers your dih, and the end result leads to your getting an infection in your dih.
“How you doing bro?”
“Not good I’ve still got an infection from the last time I got a Burkhalter Special”
“That’s gross”
“Not good I’ve still got an infection from the last time I got a Burkhalter Special”
“That’s gross”
by MythicalGooner August 4, 2025
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