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Breeders 

Person(s) conceiving in order to complicate existance
Breeders by brad March 13, 2004

breeders 

Breeder (n.)(adj.): A person(s) who posess any of the following charecteristics: Sleep with a shotgun, has under half of their teeth, owns, or lives in a home that formerly served as a school bus, has a shanty, or is named cledus or jethro. Also see: Hick, Inbread.
The other day we drove through Allen Town and saw a breeder humping his sister.
breeders by alex December 5, 2004

the breeders 

On one end of the spectrum you have Hole with Courtney Love, on the other end there's The Breeders with Kim Deal. Rock on, Kim.
Kim Deal is a hot rock-goddess. The Breeders & The Amps rock way more than that shitty band Hole.
the breeders by Douglas Young November 13, 2007

Benefit Breeders 

People who breed, have babies for the purpose of receiving benefits from the government
The UK is becoming a nation of 'Benefit Breeders'
Benefit Breeders by StarCrazy April 13, 2010

lil-breeders

A communist conspiracy of evil and deceit. To be a lil-breeder, plagiarism is the number one rule of the game. Originality is unheard of, simply a quest of self-glorification, whilst ensuring that those deserving credit are deprived of it. Friends are never a key factor, only when needed for "information" or "services". Shortly after they have served their purpose, so-called friends are discarded.
Lil-breeders make it clear that they are indeed- "Official", although extremely unpopular amongst those of due significance.
"Please bear in mind that the fan club (lil-breeders)is subscription based and that any information on the site is for fan club members and not for reposting - we reserve the right to cancel any memberships we feel are disregarding this."

Oh, the irony.

D1 Breeder 

A "D1 Breeder" is a woman that's at a minimum height of 5'10 and is naturally athletic and/or has a Toned Body and is called a D1 breeder because if you reproduce with her your son will have great athletic genetics for height which gives him a better chance to become a Professional Athlete.
Guy 1: My type of woman are the short ones.
Guy 2: I want my son to go to the NFL or NBA so I need a D1 Breeder to be his mama.
Guy 1: My type of woman are the short ones.
Guy 2: I want my son to go to the NFL or NBA so I need and I'm looking for a D1 Breeder to be his mama.
D1 Breeder by Hoonigan4ever June 3, 2023