Bowling Alley Hot

A measure of hotness which implies that a woman is cute, but not above that level of cuteness which one may find at a bowling alley. The implication is that even though a trashy, low-class girl may be do-able, she should also be held responsible for her trashiness. It's a combo of a compliment and an insult.

-Hey bro - how about that hot-ass girl who gave up the crusty-dusty last night??
-Awww man - not bad, I guess she was bowling alley hot.

by Franklin Turdz October 6, 2008

Bowling alley bitch

An older lady that hangs out at the bar of a bowling alley trying to seduce younger men into the pleasure of the cougar life

Man, that lady at the end of the bar is such a bowling alley bitch

by -thereal-mvp October 2, 2016

bowling alley Vaseline

The Vaseline in the bowling alley pro shop.

I saw the bowling alley Vaseline at the pro shop at me local bowling alley.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

Bowling alley whore

A person who uses a bowling alley, or other really gross place, to pick up sexual partners.

“Amanda is just a bowling alley whore wearing fuck me pumps0

by Parket December 31, 2021

the bowling alley

The bowling alley is the boys. It’s whatever house or place the boys are drinking at that night.

The boys are going to the bowling alley tonight to get on a bad one

by bad one April 21, 2019