black woman's kryptonite

A word found when the "random" button is pressed, but isn't defined yet

I think i desire to beseech me some good chuckles!
Ho! A random button? I shalt surely press that!
Alas, the word hasth no meaning!
Damn thee, black woman's kryptonite.

by Bmos May 6, 2008

Black Woman's Kryptonite

Water

I actually despise water, but that makes sense--water is the black woman's kryptonite.

by JT3JC May 5, 2012

Black Woman Collector

A male of any race who has a fetish for black females. He usually claims to love black women unconditionally, yet he shows no regard for the feelings of the black females he is involved with. He tends to have trouble committing to any one particular black woman. He tends to group all black females together, has trouble seeing them as individuals and is prone to cheating on one black female with another black female.

Jake is such a black woman collector, he has dated four black women in the last three weeks and has not committed to a single one of them.

by Juneteenth88 December 12, 2010

Inner Sassy Black Woman

The woman named Shantel that lives in my head and gives me advice. She sometimes gets in fights with me, but in the end, we get along juuuuuuuuust fine.

Me: Inner Sassy Black Woman, I'm thinking about stealing some liquor to have fun with my friends.

ISBW: Damn son! That's whack! You betta not take no liqour or I'm gonna smack yo white narra ass back to Compton!

Me: Thanks ISBW! What would I do without you?

ISBW: I don't know, foo! Jus stay in line, and no niggas gonna get hurt, ya hear!

by Mother Fucker Extrodinaire August 4, 2008

Missing Black Woman Formation

Coined in Scott Westerfeld's book, So Yesterday, the Missing Black Woman Formation (sometimes called MBWF) is when, in popular media, there is a Caucasian female, a Caucasian male and one African American male together in a group. Together, they are meant to represent all walks of cultural identity, and at that effort, they fail.

It is usually used in a negative context.

The Matrix totally had a case of the Missing Black Woman Formation.

by Pitseleh January 10, 2009

Angry Black Woman Syndrome

The polar opposite of Paranoid White Woman Syndrome. Women diagnosed with this are usually screechy, middle aged black women who make a scene in public over anything ranging from a service dog being in a restaurant to being an alleged victim of "racial profiling." These women will pull the race card when people see through their crap. Like Paranoid White Woman Syndrome, this is not meant to be a racist term.

Me: Why is that woman yelling like that?

Guy: I don't know, Angry Black Woman Syndrome maybe?

Me: She needs to chill.

by Eclair Maker August 5, 2019

independent black woman

One who don't need no man.

Bob: did you see that independent black woman?

Tim: yeah.

Bob: she don't need no man.

by Skittles21 May 30, 2014