Black Men Can't Swim

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(It's not a real movie though, it's only a joke.)
Average homeboy: How come it's okay to make a movie like "White Men can't jump", but not "Black Men Can't Swim"?
Tosh:... That sounds like a great idea for a movie :D.
by Creeper Jones February 11, 2010
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