Black hair phase

After a girl leaves her red hair phase it means she’s healed and can’t be fked with

“Aye bro don’t fw her, she in her black hair phase”

“That girl with black hair is a bitch!”

by Y2kare January 9, 2024

Fancy black hair

The condition whereby a man with black hair takes an inordinately and suspiciously long time at the hair dresser

"You know that Duffield is a miserable cunt, you know the cunt who decided to hang my shit out the window?"
"What the guy with the red hair?"
"NO, DUFFIELD'S THE CUNT WITH THE FANCY BLACK HAIR!!!!"

by Phil Bailey April 14, 2005

black people hair

When a wack nigga got pubes on his dome.

Yo, Franklin got the black people hair going on.

by notharambe April 24, 2017

Black Hairy Tongue

1. A benign (but disgusting) bacterial growth in the mouth that causes the tongue to become black and fuzzy. May spread to the teeth.

2. The grossest thing ever.

3. The side effect listed on the back of Pepto-Bismol packaging as "a harmless darkening of the tongue."

4. The #1 reason to never take Pepto-Bismol.

You: I woke up this morning with Black Hairy Tongue.
Friend: Ew. You shouldn't have taken pepto before bed!

by Kiwi27777 December 13, 2009

Sex with the black haired waitress

A drink made with jaeger, sprite and coke combined. Sometimes whiskey is substituted for jaeger but there is more coke in that version.

Look at Denny! That sex with the black haired waitress made him pass out!!

by Amo 83 November 11, 2021

back hair

The growth of hair forming on your back. Which can become massively dark and black on some peoples back. which in that case you make fun of them because it is fucking keif and disgusting and should be waxed. Most of these people who need their backs waxed are oblivious to the fact although their friends point it out constantly. Other people just decide to keep it for random reasons, some even use it as an alternative of love handles during sex. In which case they are dirty keif bitches who need to realise body hair is DISGUSTING! Other people have a tendency to make fun of these people and spread rumors about them faster than their back hair can grow. good ways of getting rid of back hair is a. Shaving it b. waxing it, or c. nairing it

a) Kelseys back hair is getting thicker than my public hair.
b)Her back hair is so long i could braid it.
c)my mom even agrees that back hair is keif and it should be waxed.

by Jeanne A June 1, 2005

black haired bitch

a woman who is a bitch with black hair.

black haired woman: it's spelled stomach. not stomache.

male: . . . ur a "black haired bitch"!

by pistolsatmysides April 28, 2010