BIFFER

A person with Borderline Intellectual Functioning. Did not finish school. Fancies underage girls/boys. Not stupid enough be in care, but not smart enough to do much else except get in trouble.

The new kids in the rural skills program were all biffers sent out to teach dogs how to jump over fences, but really it was the dogs that were going to do the teaching.

by M. Willybottom April 17, 2018

Biffer

another word for "best friend"

sam is my biffer, but he likes anus.

by peanut January 18, 2005

biffer

The act of shoving a large pole, preferably a baseball bat, up one of a women's 3 holes, mouth ass or vagina.

Dude, did you biffer her yet?

by kazels June 3, 2008

Biffer

Describes a person who consumes a lot of food.

"Did you just steal my food?" "I thought you weren't going to eat it." "Oh my god, you're such a biffer."

by namixchik November 1, 2006

biffer

A slang term used by disabled persons to refer to a person with Spina Bifida. Used in an inquiring or informational way. Not derogatory.

Welcome to our wheelchair basketball team.
Are you a biffer?

by greenwheelie October 18, 2008

Biffer

a flat surface used to roll a joint on. Usually had an area to store paraphernalia.

Time to smoke a fatty- pass me the biffer bro.

by LuciferJones March 27, 2011

Biffer

Someone, male of female who is a bit slow, a bit stupid, a bit of a biffer.

He doesn't understand, he is such a biffer.

by lorne October 28, 2003