Eager Beaver

A notorious nickname for Irish Gaelic football players, in particular for forwards who poach goals and link up well with the midfield. Eager Beavers always make runs for possession as well as tackling heavily.

Pauric : The ball you passed in to Daire from midfield was great.

Conal : Ye I know, the eager beaver always looks for them passes though

by fearmhor18 August 29, 2010

Eager Beaver

when one waits to long to make a bowel movement and there is a build up of poo in your body. the anus is unable to strech enough to let it through resulting in a ripping of ones asshole and a whole lot of fucking pain

If you didnt have such an eager beaver, maybe we wouldnt have to mop your shit up off the floor

by Standford August 28, 2006

eager beaver

1)an unbelievably keen year 7 with a rucksack that is bigger than their entire body
2)alternatively there is the game which is basically violent snap and so much better than the original :O

1) did u see that eager beaver trip over on the way up to assembly.

2)olibaz: SNAPPP!!! *punches grud*
grud: oii *snatches cards they break*

by grud February 28, 2009

Eager Beaver

A female who’s trying too hard to prove herself in a male-dominated career field.

That police officer who wrote me a ticket for jaywalking was being a real Eager Beaver

by Deadformatgames January 25, 2019

Eager Beaver

Super Down bad. borderline retarded.

typically describing freshman boys that can't handle themselves around girls.
Super Gay
Super loser

That dumabss pledge is an eager beaver. he's so horny and stupid.

by raagtag29873 September 14, 2025

Eager Beaver

Dumbass freshman that can't handle himself around girls. his raging hormones got to his head and caused him to go retarded.

look at the hickeys on that eager beavers neck.

by raagtag29873 September 14, 2025