beat me daddy

beat me daddy is used when you want someone to fuck you.

hey, trisha, beat me daddy

by ur mom is gayier that ur mom January 28, 2017

beat me off

A phrase used to express frustration or anger, often towards a professor who gives hard exams or women that ghost you

Friend 1: how did you do on that exam.

Friend 2: went horrible, turned that thing in and told him he could beat me off

by Kern May 18, 2016

Beat me down easy

A request asking someone to soften up their criticism.

"I heard you have a fetish for poop and feet"

"yo, beat me down easyyy"

by MrLoveAlot August 01, 2008

Jesus beat me to sleep

When the sex is so good you knock each other out cold when finished. Generally a religious experience in which visions of god and or Jesus are known to occur.

Annica rocked my world so hard Saturday night it felt like Jesus beat me to sleep.

by pta391 July 21, 2009

my dad is beating me

he was arguing with my mom and he hit me

bruh moment my dad is beating me

by black enslaver 69 October 01, 2019

My dad beats me

A saying that some idiots say to make others feel bad for them and to get the special treatment

"My dad beats me for eating his pain pills. Ha ha dad, I can't feel the cricket bat!"

by Bof-Bof's no.1 fan November 08, 2018

Daddy beat me up

Daddy beat me up

Daddy beat me up

by Kmqq April 22, 2023