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Beat my meat 

A phrase commonly used in butcher shops, meaning they chop up the meat to sell.
Bye honey, see you after work. I'm gonna go beat my meat.
Beat my meat by StevenParkers August 10, 2020

beat my meat on the toilet seat 

When you beat your meat on the toilet seat. Exactly what it says
Beat my meat on the toilet seat, Doo da Doo da. Hands got tired so I used my feet, Doo da Doo da. I skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the Doo da day

beat my meat casandra 

DONT TEST MAN MAN HAS GOT CREW HE WILL SHANK YOU DOWN

Skeet skeet beat my meat 

Only used by true meme Lords as a way to communicate the masterbation

Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat 

When you are about to beat your meat so hard, you say "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat" before beating it. This will guarantee a better experience when nutting. If you say it just before nutting, it will enhance the experience to the point that you will feel the heavenly experience for up to a week
Jack: *Opens up 420GB 'Homework' folder*
Jack: "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat"
Jack: *N U T S*
Jack: *Goes to heaven*

I beat my meat to squid porn

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IF YOU DO THIS YOU Are LEGEND ANS DesERvE A TROPHY FOR LEGEND STATUS
I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf